#1 Best Seller - A laugh-out-loud memoir for anyone who's ever made a bad decision (or 500). If you love Fleabag, Bridget Jones Diary, Bridesmaids, or stories where the underdog comes out swinging, this book's for you!

What are readers saying?:
"This book made me laugh so hard I snorted my red wine."
"Claire is a certified crazy woman - in the best possible way."
"It's like Fleabag met Kath & Kim and had a memoir baby."
"Couldn't stop reading - equal parts chaos, heart & hard-won wisdom."

You might think she's got grit, or you might think she's full of shit. Either way, you'll think something. And that, my friend? That's a win!

This once-homeless, uneducated teen mum stumbled into a life in prison - but not in the way bias may lead you to believe...

Packed with raw, unfiltered humour to make you snort-laugh and cringe at the same time, this isn't your typical motivational, feel-good, or self-help blah. It's a no-holds-barred, mostly true, darkly hilarious story about a woman who lives by the motto: I'd rather regret something I've done than regret something I haven't.

If you're still reading, you can probably handle the truth and likely the occasional C-bomb. However, if you are a prude, a judgmental type, a know-it-all, a troll, or dislike the author... you can f*ck off!