Noah's back, and more bananas!

He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready
for the difference?

It's no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students
have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre
Victoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile,
Noah's paired up with a girl ... who,
most outrageously, is not even French.

But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can't
tell if it's because

• his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his
  gran's fake diamonds;
• because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions
  from Russia;
• or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah's
  house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud.

Will Noah ever catch a break?!

• One of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, Simon
  James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club and
  the Noah Can't Even books.
• A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and Adam
  Silvera
• Simon's book You're The One That I Want won
  the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlisted
  for the YA Book Award in association with
  Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022

PRAISE FOR NOAH CAN'T EVEN (book 1)

'I loved Noah's voice: warm, loveable, awkward'. The
Bookseller

'Slapstick but wonderfully funny' Jewish Chronicle

'A debut I very much loved’ Juno Dawson, author
of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK

'Sweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight of
a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through.' Lisa Williamson,
author of The Art of Being Normal