Jude Schell

CONTENTS

Introduction 9

1 Lilith and Eve 12
2 The Daily Grind 14
3 The Full Grind 16
4 On the Side 18
5 Over Easy 20
6 Needle in a Haystack 22
7 Vanilla 24
8 Girl Wrap 26
9 Velvet Rope 28
10 Welcome Back 30
11 Wave Pool 32
12 Toe the Line 34
13 Rocking Horse 36
14 Saturn’s Rings 38
15 Honey Bun 40
16 Honey Bun 2 42
17 Penthouse 44
18 Stair Mistress 46
19 Tribade Tirade 48
20 Peek-a-boo 50
21 Peek-a-boo Brasil 52
22 Lickety Split 54
23 Doubleheader 56
24 Dutch Tulip 58
25 Deep Breathing 60
26 Priscilla’s Punchbowl 62
27 My Baby’s Bliss 64
28 Lovey Dovey 66
29 Diamond Lil 68
30 Tipping the Velvet 70
31 Amelia and Eleanor 72
32 Best in Show 74
33 Cherry Picker 76
34 Hanky Spanky 78
35 Tuk-tuk 80
36 High Art 82
37 Imperialism 84
38 Backdoor Imperialism 86
39 On the Fence 88
40 Annie Oakley 90
41 Opening Pandora’s Box 92
42 Tailgate 94
43 Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell 96
44 Sappho’s Smile 98
45 Secretary 100
46 Tea for Two 102
47 Marco Polo 104
48 A Tail of Two Girlies 106
49 Rear Admirable 108
50 French Cuff 110
51 Whole in One 112
52 Nip, Tuck 114
53 Footsie Roll 116
54 Gertrude and Alice B. 118
55 Tight Squeeze 120
56 Patty in the Sky 122
57 Maryann and Ginger 124
58 Diamond in the Muff 126
59 Swan Dive 128
60 Moulin Rouge 130
61 Sunday Brunch 132
62 Soft Tease 134
63 Garden Party 136
64 Fur-lined Teacup 138
65 Peaches and Cream 140
66 Peach Gobbler 142
67 The Bush Agenda 144
68 Mane and Tail 146
69 Mortise and Tenon 148
70 Exposed Beams 150
71 The Juxta-position 152
72 Pussy Pilates 154
73 Who’s on Top? 156
74 Riveting Rosie 158
75 The Cleopatra 160
76 Tongue and Groove 162
77 Stud Muffin 164
78 Bathroom Stall 166
79 Joyride 168
80 The Flying V 170
81 The Eagle Has Landed 172
82 Bridge and Tunnel 174
83 Mariana’s Trench 176
84 Mount St. Helen 178
85 (Her Name Here) on the Half Shell 180
86 Pussy Melt 182
87 Victoria Square 184
88 The TriBeca 186
89 Slow, Easy G 188
90 Ready-to-Wear 190
91 Untangle Her Tingle 192
92 Favorite Handbag 194
93 Bi-coastal 196
94 Last Call 198
95 Strawberries and Cream 200
96 Hump Cake 202
97 Anti-gravity Girl 204
98 Toast Her Oven 206
99 Anaïs and June 208
100 Soft Crush 210
101 Gilding the Lily 212

Checklist 214

Indexes 223