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Football Jokes
Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics
Taschenbuch von MacMillan Adult's Books (u. a.)
Sprache: Englisch

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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

When is a footballer like a baby?

When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?

The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?

They both have trouble with the key.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?

An elephant with wet football boots.

How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?

Well-armed!

How can a footballer stop his nose running?

Put out a foot and trip it up.

What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?

Fry-day.

Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

When is a footballer like a baby?

When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?

The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?

They both have trouble with the key.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?

An elephant with wet football boots.

How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?

Well-armed!

How can a footballer stop his nose running?

Put out a foot and trip it up.

What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?

Fry-day.

Über den Autor
Jane Eccles loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat. She has illustrated some very funny books including The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes, Football Jokes, and the poetry collection I Love My Mum.
Zusammenfassung
A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around!
Details
Empfohlen (bis): 12
Empfohlen (von): 9
Erscheinungsjahr: 2014
Genre: Importe
Produktart: Sachliteratur
Rubrik: Kinder & Jugend
Medium: Taschenbuch
Inhalt: Kartoniert / Broschiert
ISBN-13: 9781447254614
ISBN-10: 1447254619
Sprache: Englisch
Einband: Kartoniert / Broschiert
Autor: Books, MacMillan Adult's
Books, MacMillan Children's
Illustrator: Eccles, Jane
Auflage: Main Market edition
Hersteller: Pan MacMillan
Verantwortliche Person für die EU: preigu, Ansas Meyer, Lengericher Landstr. 19, D-49078 Osnabrück, mail@preigu.de
Maße: 195 x 128 x 12 mm
Von/Mit: MacMillan Adult's Books (u. a.)
Erscheinungsdatum: 05.06.2014
Gewicht: 0,087 kg
Artikel-ID: 105436927
Über den Autor
Jane Eccles loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat. She has illustrated some very funny books including The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes, Football Jokes, and the poetry collection I Love My Mum.
Zusammenfassung
A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around!
Details
Empfohlen (bis): 12
Empfohlen (von): 9
Erscheinungsjahr: 2014
Genre: Importe
Produktart: Sachliteratur
Rubrik: Kinder & Jugend
Medium: Taschenbuch
Inhalt: Kartoniert / Broschiert
ISBN-13: 9781447254614
ISBN-10: 1447254619
Sprache: Englisch
Einband: Kartoniert / Broschiert
Autor: Books, MacMillan Adult's
Books, MacMillan Children's
Illustrator: Eccles, Jane
Auflage: Main Market edition
Hersteller: Pan MacMillan
Verantwortliche Person für die EU: preigu, Ansas Meyer, Lengericher Landstr. 19, D-49078 Osnabrück, mail@preigu.de
Maße: 195 x 128 x 12 mm
Von/Mit: MacMillan Adult's Books (u. a.)
Erscheinungsdatum: 05.06.2014
Gewicht: 0,087 kg
Artikel-ID: 105436927
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