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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.
When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.
Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?
The ghoulie, of course
Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?
They both have trouble with the key.
What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?
An elephant with wet football boots.
How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?
Well-armed!
How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.
What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.
When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.
Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?
The ghoulie, of course
Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?
They both have trouble with the key.
What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?
An elephant with wet football boots.
How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?
Well-armed!
How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.
What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
| Empfohlen (bis): | 9 |
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| Empfohlen (von): | 7 |
| Erscheinungsjahr: | 2014 |
| Genre: | Importe, Spielen & Lernen |
| Rubrik: | Kinder & Jugend |
| Thema: | Spielgeschichten |
| Medium: | Taschenbuch |
| Inhalt: | Kartoniert / Broschiert |
| ISBN-13: | 9781447254614 |
| ISBN-10: | 1447254619 |
| Sprache: | Englisch |
| Einband: | Kartoniert / Broschiert |
| Autor: |
Books, Macmillan Adult's
Books, Macmillan Children's |
| Illustrator: | Eccles, Jane |
| Hersteller: | Macmillan Children's Books |
| Verantwortliche Person für die EU: | Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, D-36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr@libri.de |
| Maße: | 203 x 127 x 6 mm |
| Von/Mit: | Macmillan Adult's Books (u. a.) |
| Erscheinungsdatum: | 05.06.2014 |
| Gewicht: | 0,132 kg |