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Beschreibung

Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

When is a footballer like a baby?

When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?

The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?

They both have trouble with the key.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?

An elephant with wet football boots.

How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?

Well-armed!

How can a footballer stop his nose running?

Put out a foot and trip it up.

What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?

Fry-day.

Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

When is a footballer like a baby?

When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?

The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?

They both have trouble with the key.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?

An elephant with wet football boots.

How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?

Well-armed!

How can a footballer stop his nose running?

Put out a foot and trip it up.

What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?

Fry-day.

Über den Autor
Macmillan Children's Books, illustrated by Jane Eccles
Zusammenfassung
A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around!
Details
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Erscheinungsjahr: 2014
Genre: Importe, Spielen & Lernen
Rubrik: Kinder & Jugend
Thema: Spielgeschichten
Medium: Taschenbuch
Inhalt: Kartoniert / Broschiert
ISBN-13: 9781447254614
ISBN-10: 1447254619
Sprache: Englisch
Einband: Kartoniert / Broschiert
Autor: Books, Macmillan Adult's
Books, Macmillan Children's
Illustrator: Eccles, Jane
Hersteller: Macmillan Children's Books
Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, D-36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr@libri.de
Maße: 203 x 127 x 6 mm
Von/Mit: Macmillan Adult's Books (u. a.)
Erscheinungsdatum: 05.06.2014
Gewicht: 0,132 kg
Artikel-ID: 105436927